So why let the ladies and old man have all the fun? Come on out and get away from the crazy shit in London.
I mean, hello? Portkeys, dude. Sure, I'm not using them, myself, but that's the great thing about them. If I forget my wallet in Des Moines, I can just hop a portkey in Detroit and grab it and not have to drive all the way back.
Not that I did that or anything, I'm just stating for the record that I could.