Right. So. The best part about alternate universes? Not having your Dad or Best Friend(tm) find out about how you accidentally forgot to pay your cell phone bill for months a bit and lecture you about having your only means of communication taken from you like a beloved stuffed animal thrown haphazardly into the trash heap. Or waking up to discover your precious pet cat named Chairman Meow had disappeared during the night... Man, you'd think the world couldn't survive without cell phones anymore! Gosh!
I really thought that the cut off limit was a lot longer than that!