Candy
'Course I don't mind if you go! I want you to live the life you want to live, Candy.
You haven't, and I'd love to see it!
They call themselves the Stepford Cuckoos. They're all identical, and there are five of them. They're blonde and, really, you can't miss them. I don't want to namedrop in case this world has changed them or something, but you'll know them when you see them.