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Tweak says, "i'll get you my pretty"

Vance Astrovik lives a cursed life. (cursed_vance) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-05-30 12:00:00

Entry tags:

alice ayres, vance astrovik

So... weird world is obviously designed to make me die of embarrassment. Not only did I replace Bob Guccione, but I also am dodging his 'friends', eight women who are determined to... 'check the miracle of health'.

I may leave the country.

Yes.

But at least I am rich?

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	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-30 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Awww, I love Penthouse! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-30 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Um... yay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-30 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	At least you're rich and bring joy to a lot of people! Joy, and Kleenex. I'm trying to make you laugh, silly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-30 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	True. Ewww! Heh. Thanks! I'm Vance. Thanks for the smile. This is all a little crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-30 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. If it makes you feel any better, I replaced Ivanka Trump, and now sometimes I have to go "help Daddy". Which is creepy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-30 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. ...ugh. Yes. I can see that. Well, when I get settled in, if I can help, let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-30 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	You want to help me with Donald Trump? You're pretty brave there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-30 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Who is Donald Trump, anyway? But, yes. Why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-30 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Imagine a prehistoric monster with very little hair and a terrifying accent. That's why not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-30 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	...heh. Eh, sounds like Doctor Doom on an off day. I've never turned away from a friend, ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-30 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Doctor Doom? That's not pretentious at all. Yay for friends! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-30 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	He was a very egotistical man. Hell, for all I know he will show up here. Yes. I am rather fond of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-30 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Well, with a name like Doctor Doom, I'm hoping he doesn't. Me too! I'm Alice, by the by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-30 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Nice to meet you, Alice. It's nice to have friends in a new place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-30 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Nice to meet you too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-30 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	So, do people arrive all the time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-30 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Sometimes we'll go a week or two without any new additions, then we'll get five or so in a day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-30 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. I wonder what does it. Utterly odd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-31 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Honestly? I don't want to go back where I came from. I've got a husband and a life here, so I wouldn't want to change any of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-31 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Really? Cool! Maybe I can find a peaceful life, here, myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-31 04:22 am UTC (link)
	You should be able to! You're sweet and cute. It'll happen! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-31 04:37 am UTC (link)
	I am not cute! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-31 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh, come on now, you are so. I'm married, not blind or afflicted with head trauma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cursed_vance 2008-05-31 04:50 am UTC (link)
	... Bah! I'm gonna go hide now! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveiseno645 2008-05-31 04:59 am UTC (link)
	I win! (Reply to this) (Parent)