Seriously, this place is fucked up. It was fine and normal - well, normal-ish - for about two months, then this shit started happening. First it was cowboys, then I was a goddamn knight and broke a couple of ribs in a fuckin' joust, then it was pirates which wasn't so bad, and now I'm flying.
FLYING, BOBBY.
I'm not exactly happy either. Well. Except that you're around.