As in all things, Atlantis surpasses the rest of this world. Having purged my kingdom of pirates within five minutes of arrival and demanding my people to shower immediately, there are now isolated pockets of hygiene, should you wish to use them.
Make no mistake. I do not like you. But your wife is an admirable woman, and should an innocent infant suffer while I can avoid it, I am not properly doing my job as ruler.
I cannot offer a camera, but I believe you had them in the 1920s. Why did you not simply take pictures then, perhaps place them in a safety deposit box in some out of the way bank in Chicago, and return when this is over to claim them?