So hey, Zee. This is gonna sound a bit odd, but bear with me.
I was having a nice day, had some chili on the stove. I bought a place to teach self-defense, so I don't have to shoot so many people. Then 'round 'bout, oh, now, I find myself in a cowboy hat in a Wild West version of Brooklyn.
So there's no chance that you accidentally said, "Evila emoc hsitef yobwoc," is there?