Swansea's not so bad. I liked visiting Taid and Nain Cooper there when we were younger. I'm in Cardiff. Okay...this part is going to sound crazy, but there are portkeys. Yes...like in those bloody Harry Potter books. Find one and meet me at [location].
Yes, he is. and Tad doesn't look twelve. He's about 25...ish. But I will second you on the drink.