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Tweak says, "Dancia-wut wuld ur prnts think"

Harry Lockhart (saidfucktoomuch) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-05-06 01:06:00

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harry lockhart, julia [1984]

That's the last fucking time I get drunk as fuck at a party. Waking up in unknown apartments piss me off. Someone tell the sun not to shine so goddamn bright in my eyes when I have a hangover the size of California.

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	waistdownrebel 2008-05-06 12:13 am UTC (link)
	I hear sunglasses are good for that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:20 am UTC (link)
	No shit, Sherlock. Someone's a smartass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waistdownrebel 2008-05-06 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Someone's hungover and hasn't had sex today. ): (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Very astute. Not like I get laid on a regular basis any fucking way. There should be a law against that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waistdownrebel 2008-05-06 12:27 am UTC (link)
	I agree, there should be. Funny, I don't have that problem very often. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Well lucky for you that you get dicked on a regular basis. Or eaten out. I don't know which way you swing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waistdownrebel 2008-05-06 12:33 am UTC (link)
	If you have to pick between the two, maybe that's why you don't get laid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Uh I'm totally not to poster boy for Fags R Us. That'd be my friend Perry. I like pussy way too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waistdownrebel 2008-05-06 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Like I said. But I bet you're fine watching lesbians. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Of course! Nothing wrong with two hot chicks licking each other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waistdownrebel 2008-05-06 12:53 am UTC (link)
	See, you should be equal opportunity with yourself. You don't think a guy knows his way around your junk more than a girl does? I mean, matching parts and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:56 am UTC (link)
	But I'm not attracted to men. That's the difference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waistdownrebel 2008-05-06 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Hm. If you say so. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notunlucky 2008-05-06 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Oh.... god. You must be that guy. I really hope you're that guy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:21 am UTC (link)
	I'm so that guy, baby. ...wait, what guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-05-06 12:23 am UTC (link)
	... Christ, I can't remember his name but.. there was this.. girl who thought my husband was her.. boyfriend/friend person? Uh. Gimme a second. Harmony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Harmony? Oh god is she doing something stupid again? Fucking around with the wrong man as usual. Jesus Christ, she doesn't learn. The fuck? How did she make that mistake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-05-06 12:28 am UTC (link)
	No.. well I mean. Just cause.. Because you look just like my husband. She wasn't kidding. Great. Look you're in a .. different universe? And this sort of thing.. people looking alike, happens all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Your husband is a very handsome guy if he looks like me then. And you're pretty hot, so damn, I fucked up and got here too late to the scene. Shitty timing as always. Different universe? What the hell are you on and where can I get some? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-05-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
	... Thanks. I think. There's a .. another guy who looks like you too. I forget his name though. Not on anything, I swear. [link]. There. Read that for yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Another one? Holy shit, I need to get a patent on my looks so I can sue these people. My face isn't up for grabs, damn it. How will I get any if so many look like me that they start stealing them away? Huh. Weird. Is this a cult? Did I fall into the fucking Twilight Zone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-05-06 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Well that Harmony chick seemed to miss you, so .. y'know. Pretty much. The Twilight Zone, not the cult. Don't think there's any cults. None that I know about anyways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:51 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure she did. Probably got herself into trouble and needed me to get her out of it again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-05-06 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Hell if I know, dude. I'm just the messenger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saidfucktoomuch 2008-05-06 12:59 am UTC (link)
	She'll eventually let me know if she needs me, I'm sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-05-06 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Well, have fun with that. Welcome to the madness. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gossamer_girl 2008-05-06 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Harry?! Goddamn it! It took you fucking long enough! Where the fuck have you been?! (Reply to this)

	ironteen 2008-05-06 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	Oh cool! Daddy got a dopple too! Hope Mom doesn't feel too left out. (Reply to this)