(On the kitchen table, Sam'll find a shiny new all the way pimped out black MacBook Pro wrapped in the comics from this past Sunday's newspaper. Also on the table, there will be a box wrapped the same way. Inside are Mickey Mouse ears, a map of Disneyland, and two tickets to go in June for Star Wars Weekend. There's a note in the box as well that reads "One of these tickets is for me, bitch. Love, your big brother".)