HOW DE HELLS DID I WINDS UP WITH TWO DAUGHTERS?! WHY CAN'TS SOMEONE ELSE HAS DE KIDS? SINCE WHEN IS I A FAMILY DUDE? I DON'TS KNOWS DE FIRST THING ABOUT BEING A FATHER FIGURES!!
Natans, is TOTALLY your turns to has weird future families to comes here. I don't knows what to dos with dese girls! Sure, dey are all growns up but dat don't means I can puts dem at de backs of my mind... DEYS MY KIDS!!! How do you thinks I should deals with dis, I means I can'ts just ignores dem or nothin because dey's actually pretty metal for being chicks and I really don'ts wants to seems like I can'ts handles it.
What would you dos if you was in my positions?
Ummm... OH. Ja, I goings to just lets people know dat if I just disappears for a whiles, I ain't gone away, I just has to goes burns down Oslo or something, no big deals.