Trust me darling, you wouldn't like it if you were rightfully reviled, either. You think being a fallen angel is very fun? Being called evil all the time, being turned into a demon and made to serve an eternity on Earth, teaching God's Favored Sheep how to really get their rocks off?
Baby, you just don't know. I mean, I understand where you're coming from, after all, we were both created by God, to serve a purpose and revolted only to be reviled and exiled from our respective glorious positions. I just happen to have gotten the shit end of the poop stick here, with the eternal servitude thing. You still have your freedom to choose, as you are human.
That being said, I like your style, we should catch coffee.