Dean
... I have the strangest feeling that there's no way in hell your dad went without meeting my ancestor. He ever go down to Louisiana? Apparently that's where Bill and Jack used to live before they got it in their minds to buy an island and turn it into a proper pirate free port.
Nevermind, I'm sure the two of you get along swimmingly. I'll warn him not to eat the other guests in any way, shape or form.