Dean
Hey, I've had to put up with time-jumping, extra-dimensional taverns, and musical black magic since I met Brenda's family, I'm used to this shit. I shouldn't be, and I know it's crazy, but hell. What are you supposed to do when you're in love? Refuse to believe the truth?
The icing on the cake is the whole Turner legacy. I knew that they were sailors, but pirates? Vampirates? That's what got me. Well, actually, Bill's son is just the guy that ferries the dead sailors to the afterlife, but that's another story in itself that I haven't really got to finding out. Mind if I invite Bill to the party? He's a good guy. He brings his own drinks, already explained his whole thing to me - he's nothing like the vampires you probably actually knew... or the ones in the movies.