Um. I might have someone over tonight. I know you might not notice, 'cause it's a big house and crap, but still. Figured I'd try to be a grownup and let you know, so you don't accidentally come in and see a naked me with a naked chick.
Oh, and I stole some of your Sour Patch Kids. I had a hankering.
In other news:
NEXT WEEK - GUITAR HERO PARTY AT CHEZ WINCHESTER
How the hell did I only just now discover this game?