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Tony Stark/Iron Man (boots_of_lead) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-22 15:53:00

Entry tags:

amber volakis, namor, sandrine lafontaine, thirteen, tony stark

I could create an army of these suits for small children. The test flight of Sophie's suit went very well, despite what my significant other has worried herself to death over. The suit is controlled through voice activation and recognition through mine so it's not as if I gave a two year old the controls to it.

Though I might have killed Remy at work when the two of us flew by her office window and waved just before going to get ice cream.

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	notunlucky 2008-04-22 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	..... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	...what? Not a scratch on her. Well, there's one scratch, but that was my fault because she moved her head wrong and scratched herself on the helmet when I was putting it on her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-04-22 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	No. Army. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	I won't build an army. Promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-04-22 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Good. I wouldn't want to have to kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

imperiusrex
2008-04-22 08:13 pm UTC (link)

So your idea is to give anyone with enough money to pay for it a suit of armor comparable to yours, controlled via remote, and then... what? Cross your fingers and hope that they don't use it to blow something up, or let their children fly too high and run out of energy, descending to Earth in a horrible and catastrophic fiery deathtrap, their once-protection now a red and gold coffin?

Well done, Stark. Well done indeed.

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	notunlucky 2008-04-22 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	You and I have to stop agreeing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Stop siding with him! You're not helping. ~~I thought you were supposed to be my wife, damn it.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-04-22 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	I do not WANT to agree with him. God no. But little kids should not be in those damn suits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	The suit used to be a life support device. It could be modified to help any age if they needed it. What about a little boy who has a bad heart and might not live to see a transplant without it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-04-22 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	That's different, much different then using it to fly around and do god knows what. If you think those things would work, then you should talk to Cuddy about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's not like Sophie will be flying around in it all of the time. I built it just to see if I could. She's not likely to be flying around in it often. I don't see why they couldn't work. I'd have to study the patient's heart problem to see if I can tweak the bio armor to suit their needs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-04-22 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	The difference is that you know what you're doing. Since you built them. Other people? Most people? Kinda stupid. Yeah you'd have to get all of that stuff from Cuddy but she might even have patients who need it. I can go through and see if she does if you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Get me a list of patients and their conditions, I'll start with the most terminal cases. The average person could afford this kind of technology, so Stark Industries will provide it free of charge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-04-22 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Okay I'll see what I can do. We'll have to get permission first and all of that, but I think it could work. I'll talk to Dr. Cuddy and all of that and then I'll get you the cases. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Alright. Sophie and I got you ice cream while we were out. She insisted, so it's in the freezer because she wanted the three of us to eat it together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-04-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I'll be there soon. I'm driving home now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	imperiusrex 2008-04-22 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	When you're right, you're right. He'd like as not develop a small army of infants just to spite me, so it's just as well that we share a side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-04-22 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	He'd fucking better not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Would you shut the fuck up already? Stop being so goddamn bitter all of the time. I haven't done anything wrong, and I'm not planning to build an army of my suits. Keep it up, asshole. Richards is around here somewhere, maybe I can convince him to send your ass to the Negative Zone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imperiusrex 2008-04-22 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Is there anything the Negative Zone can't solve, Stark? Do you genuinely look back at our home with longing not of your colleagues and compatriots, but of the Negative Zone? Perhaps soon you can place all your problems there, and all that will remain here is you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

boots_of_lead
2008-04-22 08:29 pm UTC (link)

I don't have any problems here, aside from you pissing and moaning. I'm perfectly happy in this life, moreso here than I used to be. I have a wife, a child and another on the way, and the pacemaker is gone. There's no one constantly trying to take over the world, and I've only had to wear my suit once to help destroy something here.

My old life can stay just where it is: in the past. I don't want it.

I miss my friends, but that's the roll of the dice. I'm not dwelling on it.

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	filledepoissons 2008-04-22 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	He is phenomenally idiotic if he thinks that. Il est un débile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	La fois prochaine vous décidez de m'insulter, vous assurez que je ne parle pas la langue. Translation: Don't be a bitch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filledepoissons 2008-04-22 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Je ne donne pas deux merdes si vous parlez la langue. Vous êtes toujours un débile. Et je n'ai pas besoin d'une traduction. Even your own wife thinks you're a few croquettes short of a dinner party. Honestly, putting children in metal suits and letting them fly around? Please. Stick with your medical idea, it will probably get you in less trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notunlucky 2008-04-22 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Don't put words in my mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filledepoissons 2008-04-22 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Je fais des excuses. Je n'ai pas eu l'intention de mettre des mots dans votre bouche. ooc: that means 'I apologize. I did not intend to put words in your mouth.' (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-22 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, let's cut the bullshit bilingual fun time going on. First off, my wife doesn't think I'm stupid, and don't try and make her sound like she thinks so little of me. Second, my initial entry of an army of little suits? I wasn't fucking serious. That was sarcasm. I'm going to say this as plainly as I can. Fuck off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filledepoissons 2008-04-22 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	I am French. It's my language of birth. And I didn't say she thought you were stupid, I said she thought you were a few croquettes short of a dinner party. Euphemism for crazy. I implied you were stupid when I called you a moron. Why don't you go fuck off instead? You seem to pull off the asshole routine quite well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

boots_of_lead
2008-04-22 11:31 pm UTC (link)

Isn't this the point where you surrender? I thought that's what the French were good for.

Telling me to fuck off out of my own personal entry is the stupidest thing ever. If you don't like what I say, don't read it. And my asshole routine has gotten me pretty far in life. It's what attracted my wife.

That reminds me. I think it's time I hook tuna nets to the Iron suit and drag the fucking ocean. If I'm lucky, you and Namor will get tangled, meet and go off to hopefully remove the sticks out of each other's asses.

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filledepoissons
2008-04-22 11:44 pm UTC (link)

Oh that is rich. Using my heritage against me in a battle of wits. You surely are the unarmed one between us.

This personal entry? Was posted in a public forum. Publicly. You're just pissed that someone called you on your idiocy and didn't go along blindly with your flying metal kid army idea.

Oh sure, that's beautiful. And after you're done with that, I'll see if I can plug your ass into an outlet and overload the circuits. Then maybe it might shock some common sense into that supposedly brilliant brain of yours. For your information, Namor and I have met. And he's a more of a man than you could ever hope to be. You should consider yourself lucky that your wife loves your asshole routine.

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notunlucky
2008-04-22 11:56 pm UTC (link)

Tony is smarter then you will ever hope to be. And anyone who knows him would know he's being sarcastic because I would kick his ass to the fucking moon before I'd let him actually do something like that. And I know you don't think so? But he's much smarter then that. Which goes to show that you don't know him. And you don't know me. So why don't you keep to stuff you actually know a fucking thing about.

And now that you're pissing me off? I'll tell you to shut your damn face, before I come over there and shut it for you. Don't you dare say anything else bad about him, or I'll rip that really sharp stick you have out of your ass.

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filledepoissons
2008-04-23 12:46 am UTC (link)

If you've got such a good handle on him, then why don't you keep him from making inflammatory posts about making an army of child metal suits? You can't detect sarcasm through the internet, no matter how well you know someone.

And I'd keep your idle threats to yourself. Your husband has informed me of your pregnancy. I don't touch pregnant women, and if you knew what was good for you, you wouldn't threaten me with anything. I don't care who you are, I don't take shit from anyone.

Why are the both of you so obsessed with what may or may not be in my ass? I'm done with the both of you. I refuse to debase myself any further with your asinine inane diatribes. It's beneath me.

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notunlucky
2008-04-23 12:50 am UTC (link)

Then you can sit back while I kick the shit out of you. Once again, you don't know us, so why don't you keep your stupid comments to yourself?

You think I'm scared? Please. Pregnant or not, I'll tear you a new one if you don't shut up.

You're the one who commented and opened yourself up for this shit and now won't shut the hell up. And because it's huge and everyone can fucking see it. Don't talk shit about people when you can't back it up. Beneath you. Grow up, it's the fucking internet.

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	Remy cutthroatbitch 2008-04-23 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Calm down girl. This isn't good for the little alien inhabiting your guts. You're also better than this. What do you care what some stuck up French chick says about him? I've called him worse and you've never jumped my shit before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amber notunlucky 2008-04-23 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Just got me in a bad mood I suppose. The difference is that I know you, and I don't know her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Remy cutthroatbitch 2008-04-23 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Good point. But still. Think of something that will put you in a better mood. Pissed off and irritated? Not so good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amber notunlucky 2008-04-23 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Yeah I know. I'm fine now. I'm gonna go eat ice cream. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boots_of_lead 2008-04-23 12:03 am UTC (link)
	And now you've gone and stressed out my wife, who is fucking pregnant. If her fucking blood pressure is at a dangerous level, I swear to God I will fillet your ass my damn self, I don't give a shit who you are. You're fucking with the wrong man especially one with missiles as small as the tampon you have shoved up your cunt that can blow up a city block. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filledepoissons 2008-04-23 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Don't you threaten me, you glorified tin can. How am I supposed to know she's pregnant? You keep your ill begotten rage and puffed up bravado to yourself. It isn't my fault your wife is yelling at me. My argument was with you, not her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

boots_of_lead
2008-04-23 12:55 am UTC (link)

Yes, it damn well is your fault because you insulted her husband. Did you expect her to sit back and let you talk shit about me?

I wasn't angry until you opened your mouth, and that's not a threat, it's a fucking promise. If she knows what's good for her? I promise you I will not need my Iron suit to fuck you up if you even think you will touch her. Besides, what the fuck are you going to do? Sing at me?

Shut up already, for fuck's sake.

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	filledepoissons 2008-04-23 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I will repeat what I said to your wife. I am done with this merde. I will no longer be replying to you. (Reply to this) (Parent)