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Denny Crane (denny_crane) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-19 21:14:00

Entry tags:

alan shore, denny crane, lorelai gilmore

What the hell are we doing in London? Alan, let's go back to America, like real men.

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	unethicallawyer 2008-04-20 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I like London. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-20 04:46 am UTC (link)
	It's full of all sorts of whackos and nansypansies. I want to go home. I'm tired of wearing a wig. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-04-20 04:47 am UTC (link)
	And Boston had no whackos or nansypansies, I'm sure. Then go home, I like it here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-20 04:53 am UTC (link)
	But Alan! You belong at home. With me. In America! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-04-20 05:01 am UTC (link)
	I'm home here. More at home than I was in a hotel suite back in Boston. And the customer service is much better here. They're much more friendly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-20 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Is this about that woman? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-04-20 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	What if it is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alan musthavecoffee 2008-04-20 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	Me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai unethicallawyer 2008-04-21 11:51 am UTC (link)
	Ah, well, you know, talking to Denny. Simple words, simple concepts. If I tried to explain that I like wearing a wig and I like the feel of this town... Yes. You. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alan musthavecoffee 2008-04-21 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	I would think that Denny would understand wanting to wear a wig. I'm flattered, Alan, and I'd miss having you around, but... don't stay just for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai unethicallawyer 2008-04-21 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	I said it was about you, not for you. I assure you my motives are purely selfish. Not all that pure, but very selfish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alan musthavecoffee 2008-04-21 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, of course. I forgot who I was talking to for a minute. You could always stay here and go to work by portkey, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai unethicallawyer 2008-04-21 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Lorelai, you are a genius. I knew there was a reason I wanted to sleep with you besides your dazzling looks and wonderful wit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alan musthavecoffee 2008-04-22 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Your subtle use of romantic language is just absolutely charming, Alan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai unethicallawyer 2008-04-22 12:46 am UTC (link)
	As always. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	denny_crane 2008-04-20 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	So buy her a hotel in Boston already. Good business move. Who wants to visit England? The whole damn world wants to come to America. We have to build walls to keep them out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-04-21 11:56 am UTC (link)
	I can't make her move. Her daughter's... somewhere. I think she's in London... Oxford maybe? Or maybe she was going to Yale...or Harvard? Anyway, I can't make her move her business. For one thing that would be me owning her hotel and that just... no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	denny_crane 2008-04-21 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	Women like it when you buy them things! All my ex-wives did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unethicallawyer 2008-04-21 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	That's a very good point, Denny, and yet somehow I'm not sure it would work the same. (Reply to this) (Parent)