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Tweak says, "gimme your tots."

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ex_allthecol438) wrote in

undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-13 20:44:00

In order to come in peace with my emotions (ha) and with others around me, my co-worker wanted me to write about the top ten things I do that I think irritate people the most. It's for some college project or something. Here goes.

1. I am a teenager. Enough said.

2. I am a teenager that can manipulate emotions.

3. I have breasts and I know it.

4. I know that if my powers don't get me out of tough situations, my breasts will. And I use that to my advantage.

5. I refuse to go to school and accept certain Earthling traditions simply because I don't like them.

6. I have a boyfriend.

7. I have a father.

8. I tell my father how much I want to fuck my boyfriend.

9. I say the word 'fuck'.

10. I can never seem to fuck my boyfriend. Sexual intercourse. I never seem to be able to have sexual intercourse with my boyfriend.

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