In order to come in peace with my emotions (ha) and with others around me, my co-worker wanted me to write about the top ten things I do that I think irritate people the most. It's for some college project or something. Here goes.
1. I am a teenager. Enough said.
2. I am a teenager that can manipulate emotions.
3. I have breasts and I know it.
4. I know that if my powers don't get me out of tough situations, my breasts will. And I use that to my advantage.
5. I refuse to go to school and accept certain Earthling traditions simply because I don't like them.
6. I have a boyfriend.
7. I have a father.
8. I tell my father how much I want to fuck my boyfriend.
9. I say the word 'fuck'.
10. I can never seem to fuck my boyfriend. Sexual intercourse. I never seem to be able to have sexual intercourse with my boyfriend.