Yeah, those post-food poisoning aches will get you hard.
I once ate a pudding cup that wound up being moldy at the bottom a couple years ago, and was sick in bed for a week. I will NEVER forget the ache in my neck and spine from that. I was miserable. My sympathies.
Maybe Toki can talk Dean into letting you out for some fresh air at least. He's deceptively good at negotiation. It's kinda scary.