Becca
Oh, doesn't every bloke dream of being the best bloody friend?
Right. Well, good for me then, because now I'm left out in the cold by some girl who's now 14 years older than I thought and married to some other bloke, breaking my bloody heart after I put so much effort in being the man she bloody well wanted! Good bloody well for me, eh, that I end up with some bar woman, eh? Bet that makes you feel better at night. I thought you loved me, wanted me, bloody needed me, but turns out you just wanted to pass time.