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Faye Valentine ([info]badvalentine) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-07 19:05:00

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Entry tags:denny crane, edward wong hau pepelu tivrusky iv, faye valentine, mia jesbar

Private: And this time Jet's not here to bail me out. Fuck. Didn't even deserve it this time.

fuckfuckfuckfuckshitshit


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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 12:24 am UTC (link)
Well, hello there.

Denny Crane

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 12:26 am UTC (link)
What the hell do you want?

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 12:30 am UTC (link)
You, me, a bottle of champagne, nice quiet room.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 12:34 am UTC (link)
In your dreams.

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 12:35 am UTC (link)
That much is a given.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 12:38 am UTC (link)
That means it's not happening.

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 12:57 am UTC (link)
Sounds like you're in need of a lawyer.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 01:01 am UTC (link)
...Let me guess. You're a lawyer.

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 01:02 am UTC (link)
Denny Crane. Attorney at Law.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 01:11 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure I can't afford your rates, nor am I going to try to trade to pay for them, so just... go on your merry way.

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 01:43 am UTC (link)
Why don't you tell Denny Crane what's going on? If a case is interesting enough, those fees are negotiable. Gotta have something to do or your brain will rot. Denny Crane.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 01:58 am UTC (link)
I got arrested for soliciting. I wasn't

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 02:02 am UTC (link)
You need representation. You need Denny Crane.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 02:18 am UTC (link)
Uh, you know I really can't pay you?

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 02:22 am UTC (link)
It looks good to do pro bono work. Besides, gives me something to do, gets me in the public eye. Denny Crane.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 02:44 am UTC (link)
You do realize I wasn't actually soliciting, right?

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 02:48 am UTC (link)
Of course! If you were, you'd have money.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 02:50 am UTC (link)
Well, okay. You're hired.

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-08 02:51 am UTC (link)
Denny Crane.

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[info]miaj
2008-04-08 12:31 am UTC (link)
Faye?

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 12:32 am UTC (link)
It wasn't my fault this time. I swear.

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[info]miaj
2008-04-08 12:35 am UTC (link)
Uh huh. What happened?

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 12:37 am UTC (link)
I may have gotten arrested. But I swear I didn't do it.

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[info]miaj
2008-04-08 12:45 am UTC (link)
Do you need a lawyer or bail or something?

Where are you?

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 12:47 am UTC (link)
No, no, I'm okay, I'll be alright. Really. You don't need to worry about me.

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[info]miaj
2008-04-08 01:00 am UTC (link)
Me or Ed can find out where you are in a few seconds, you know.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 01:01 am UTC (link)
Look, I'll work this out on my own. I don't want you guys involved in this.

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[info]miaj
2008-04-08 01:40 am UTC (link)
You know where to reach me if you need help.

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 01:50 am UTC (link)
I know.

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[info]chicken_bone
2008-04-08 12:51 am UTC (link)
Does Faye-Faye need h4x0ring?

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 12:56 am UTC (link)
You've done enough for me kid. I think I can get out of this... I think.

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[info]chicken_bone
2008-04-08 12:57 am UTC (link)
Okay-kay! But if Faye-Faye needs ~assistance~ all she needs to do is texty-text!

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[info]badvalentine
2008-04-08 12:59 am UTC (link)
I know, kid. Thanks.

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