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hannibal king dates a lot of older men (fuckmesideways) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-06 00:25:00

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abigail whistler, hannibal king

So, how's it going hellion?

I was thinking...I'm bored. You're probably bored without vamps to kill...minus little miss vagina dentata. And we are married. So I was thinking...what if we took care of this excess energy with some good old fashioned sex? If this is going to make you put my balls in a vice, we can pretend that was a joke.

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	King screamifithurts 2008-04-06 04:35 am UTC (link)
	It's okay I guess? I mean.. this whole fucking presidency thing is kind of crap but.. eh. ...... Are you fucking serious? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Whistler fuckmesideways 2008-04-06 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Fucking ridiculous. At least the fucking Secret Service dickweeds have learned not to be so fucking annoying. Serious as one of those serious heart attacks you were talking about before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	King screamifithurts 2008-04-06 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Because we can kick the shit out of them. Well... because... we're both bored, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Whistler

fuckmesideways
2008-04-06 04:56 am UTC (link)

Yeah. Fucking pussies. Don't know how they expect to protect people when they can't even handle the people they're 'protecting'.

Exactly. Bored. And I sure as hell don't trust random women in bars. We know where that gets you. Besides, you looked at yourself in a mirror lately? Definitely not a hardship for me.

And I like to think the sight of me doesn't make you physically sick.

So, what do you say?

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	King screamifithurts 2008-04-06 04:59 am UTC (link)
	We've been doing this longer. And against worst things then fucking some crazy person trying to assassinate us. VD or vampirism, either way. Uh.. well. Yeah, you're.. not so bad yourself. No, it definitely doesn't make me sick. Yeah, sure why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Whistler fuckmesideways 2008-04-06 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, a headshot'll still kill ya, no matter what. Exactly! Good to know. Seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	King screamifithurts 2008-04-06 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Let's never find that out for certain, okay? Yeah. Seriously. Where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent)