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Steven Hyde (modernkerouac) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-04 15:59:00

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miniver cheevy, sam winchester, steven hyde, triesta darkholme-harkness

Homework.
I spend four days in my new life, and I still have the leaning tower of Applied Chemistry staring me in the face.

This sucks. I'll pay anyone to do my homework for me.

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	alwaysaharkness 2008-04-04 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	What do you pay in? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-04 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Money, booze, sexual favors, firstborn son... just as long as I don't have to wrap my mind around this crap so soon after switching realities. Hell, I could do this, I just don't feel like it. But mostly the money and booze. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwaysaharkness 2008-04-05 05:52 am UTC (link)
	I am so all about the sexual favors. But I could do booze too, if you're not down with the sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-05 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	How much do you know about Chemistry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwaysaharkness 2008-04-07 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Sexual or applied? No seriously. I took college chemistry courses while I was still in high school. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miniver 2008-04-05 01:13 am UTC (link)
	I'LL DO IT. but if you call me a geek so help me I will do something to you... that... uhh... will be bad. Really. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-05 01:21 am UTC (link)
	First off, I don't believe you know a damn thing about chemistry. And secondly, you know I could kick your ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-05 01:25 am UTC (link)
	I know more chemistry than I know about any topic involving you in tandem with my ass. In fact I believe you would be shocked, in both a moral and intellectual sense, how much I know about chemistry. Anyway, haven't you got a textbook? Who needs to know jack if you've got a textbook? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-05 01:31 am UTC (link)
	I have a guidebook. It's like a textbook only annoying. And a shitload of notes. If you can read my writing, go nuts dude. I'm at home though, you know. Albany. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-05 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Albany?</> What the shit. Did you tell me that before and I was too stoned to remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-05 01:51 am UTC (link)
	I told you. Like... Twice. So are you going to use a keyport or just ditch out or what? Because it's cool, there might be a chick who can help and hey, she's pretty hot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-05 01:56 am UTC (link)
	I must not have been paying attention then. Yeah sure it's been a while since I've seen the Hudson. Where are you? I'll find a portkey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-05 01:58 am UTC (link)
	[Address] But it's cool I mean, if it's too much trouble I'm good dude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-05 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Nah. Portkeys aren't any trouble. Anyway, Teague had suggested I find a way to get some actual education as opposed to I guess imaginary education which is what happens when you learn everything yourself instead of being taught... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-05 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Your brother isn't what we'd call a realist. So when can I expect you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-05 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Neither am I. And you're about to let a drunk guy who didn't even pass 9th grade do your university-level science homework. I'd say the only realists involved in this conversation are hypothetical. How's like an hour from now sound? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-05 02:13 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say that, man, I'll see how crappy you are at it before I even think to give you money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-04-05 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Dude. I don't want money. I just want to do your homework. Don't tell Pickles. I'm pretty sure he thinks I got over being a hopeless dweeb at least a decade ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-05 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Well, I've actually got some English Lit that I need done, too. That's more up your alley. I'll see you in about an hour. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-04-05 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	How about I help you do it? That way, if you get called on in class about your brilliant homework, you can have an equally brilliant answer. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-05 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	I know all of the stuff I need to know already. I just don't like doing the paperwork. But hey, thanks for the offer, I know you'd be the first guy I'd go to if I didn't get it. (Reply to this) (Parent)