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Dr. Cate Milton [ House, M.D. ] (dr_milton) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-31 21:24:00

Entry tags:

alexandra cabot, cate milton, fred weasley, harry dresden (mw)

To whomever glued all of my office supplies to the surface of my desk: thank you, it's good to be back.

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	svu_ada 2008-04-01 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Glue? Hmmm - let's narrow that down. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I was gonna' cordon off the area with crime scene tape, but I thought that might be a little excessive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-01 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Let me know if you need a warrant. Any judge would sign one based on the evidence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 01:42 am UTC (link)
	I think this is one of those occasions when a civilian has to take the law into her own hands -- -- right after I use paint thinner to get the glue off them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-01 01:45 am UTC (link)
	As an officer of the court, I'm going to pretend I didn't ~~hear~~ read that. In an unofficial capacity, go for it. Revenge is sweet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 01:54 am UTC (link)
	If not psychologically destructive. But I can overlook it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-01 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Eh, if we're talking about House, I'm sure his psyche will remain as unaffected as ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 01:58 am UTC (link)
	You know Dr. House? 'Seems a little juvenile for him, doesn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-01 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Gluing things down? Maybe. One of his minions may have done it in his stead. One never knows. It is also possible God or Satan did it, just to fuck with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:02 am UTC (link)
	You know, I kind of like that explanation better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-01 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Which one? Deities fucking with you? That would be more comforting? Now I know you're cracked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Deities have a reason -- House's pranks are arbitrary. That's what scares me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-01 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Not always. On both counts. House usually has a reason for whatever he's doing. Most people just don't see it from his perspective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:17 am UTC (link)
	People tell me that's fortunate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Typically, it probably is. Alexandra Cabot. I work for the Manhattan D.A.'s office. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Cate Milton, attending psychiatrist at Kent Memorial. It's good to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-01 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? How'd that play out with House? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:39 am UTC (link)
	How'd what play out with House? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-01 02:51 am UTC (link)
	You being a shrink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-02 01:15 am UTC (link)
	I mostly let him do his job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	svu_ada 2008-04-02 01:16 am UTC (link)
	And how often does he do that? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wizard_dresden 2008-04-01 01:33 am UTC (link)
	I confess. It's magic glue. It'll come un-stuck in a day or so. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 01:36 am UTC (link)
	If you wanted my attention, you didn't need adhesive, Harry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-04-01 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Damn. Should've figured that out before I made the glue. Also, wish I'd thought of the magic glue bit. That would've been kind of cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 01:44 am UTC (link)
	You've given me so much. All off the petty vandalism -- it feels like home already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-04-01 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Hey, if you're game for that magic glue, I'll check with Bob. I'm sure we could whip something up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 01:51 am UTC (link)
	This is what you and your skull do for fun while you're in New York? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-04-01 01:58 am UTC (link)
	My roomie split town. I have to make my own fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh, come on. I bet you're a barrel of laughs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-04-01 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Sign on the door says 'Wizard', not 'Comedian'. Though some might suggest is say 'Clown'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Or 'Bellhop' -- it was awfully nice of you to carry my bags from the terminal to the car. I still have to pay you back for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-04-01 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Not a problem. I don't typically let ladies haul their own things about, unless they're way bigger than me and could rip a Sequoia from the ground with one hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:19 am UTC (link)
	How often does that happen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-04-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Just the once, as far as I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:33 am UTC (link)
	I have a cousin who can crack walnuts with the backs of her knees. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-04-01 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Now there's a talent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-01 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Imagine if she used her powers for evil instead of good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-04-01 02:49 am UTC (link)
	I was - all those poor walnuts. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	give_emhell 2008-04-01 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	I would be excited to learn it was my brother, but I'm guessing it's not. Good to know people have a sense of humor too. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dr_milton 2008-04-02 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Why your brother and not you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	give_emhell 2008-04-02 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Good point, that would have been pretty grand of me... What can I say? I miss pulling pranks with my brother. A guy can wish his own brother were around, can't he? (Reply to this) (Parent)