Sez you!
Dean, you know, of the church. The big... priesty guy. They name them, you know, by rank. I don't know why they call the head goober Dean, they just do. Maybe they thought summoning the mental image of James Dean would draw more valued consumers of God. I don't think I know Che's Dean. Unless you mean the guy with the whores or something... uhh... I don't really remember, I was pretty toasted.
But I like your idea better anyway, whose-ever's Dean we're talking about now.