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Connor McManus (twinveritas) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-31 09:21:00

Entry tags:

connor mcmanus, god

... Let's hope this works.

Dear Lord,
I have been told you're here in this world, embodied. We're not sure... about a lot of things, really.

We remember... we remember what proceeded the tornado, and it's not something from which we could get out alive. We know we're probably dead, but we're not sure.

Please help us find the strength to continue in our efforts in your name. In this world.

Amen.

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Connor

quirkyhumor
2008-03-31 03:52 pm UTC (link)

Pumpkin, you and Murph are not dead. You were brought into this world by vortex and you are completely alive here.

I'm happy to see you both. My particular brand of vengeance as of late has been pretty old testament style. I'm down with ridding the planet of the unpunished evil. But you have to be sure the people you kill are truly evil.

I don't want any accidents, okay sweetness?

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	God twinveritas 2008-03-31 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	You can count on me and Murph. You always could, my Lady. I've got the feeling we're not the first set of us who've been here. And the place we now live is just so... us. Well, other than the cats, not sure where they came from, but they're alright. _{Holyhell It's hard for me to believe that You're really here.} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Connor quirkyhumor 2008-03-31 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	No, you're not the first. I've missed you boys. The cats are from me, love. Be sure to stop killing people and fucking Murphy long enough to feed them and give them water. I'm here baby. You can talk to me and come to me anytime. I'm up at the Vatican most days, but I can be where you are in an instant, if needed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

God

twinveritas
2008-03-31 04:49 pm UTC (link)

I feed them every morning! You know, right after the morning fuck and just before the first round of rubbish disposal. The cats are better fed than either of us.

Okay, so I know Murphy's going to be looking over what I've written, the bloody snoop's got my fucking passwords for everything anyway, so for the both of us, I want this settled once and for all.

Which of us was first?

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	Connor quirkyhumor 2008-03-31 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	That's pretty sad, Connor. You boys need to eat and keep up your strength. Nobody kills scum like you two. You make a girl proud. The one of you with the bigger cock, dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God twinveritas 2008-03-31 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Our ma gave us the same fucking answer. We're getting better at actually catching meals, don't worry. And you're gonna make me blush, you keep that up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Connor quirkyhumor 2008-04-01 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Your ma is a smart one dear. But you're so fucking gorgeous, the both of you. It's a damn good thing you're not identical or I'd have to fuck myself right this minute, I'd be so turned on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God twinveritas 2008-04-01 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Aye, she is. ... Is that so, now? I'd rather think that variety is the spice of life, in this particular instance, rather than double the pleasure, double the fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Connor quirkyhumor 2008-04-01 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, it is. And I've always been incredibly pleased with the prospect of being sandwiched, as it were. Either of you interested in wearing me like a pair of chinese finger cuffs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God twinveritas 2008-04-01 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm more than alright with that proposition. And anyway, who'd turn down an experience like that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Connor quirkyhumor 2008-04-01 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	You're a smart man, Connor McManus. (Reply to this) (Parent)