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Tweak says, "Not in a life-affirming way"

Steven Hyde (modernkerouac) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-30 15:25:00

Entry tags:

metallicar, miniver cheevy, steven hyde

Okay, either this is the best stuff I've ever smoked in my entire life or...

I really am in London, and I really did get sucked up by a tornado. Either way, as long as there isn't any random musical interludes I think I'll be okay.

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	miniver 2008-03-30 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	London's optional. The musical interludes are obligatory. sorry man. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well fuck. You better not expect me to sing. I'll only dance if you pay me. And you'd better pay me in beer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-03-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	If you dance like Pickles, that's optional too. Also if you can kick my ass like Pickles! ...although I kinda doubt that, hee! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	You got your ass kicked by a jar of pickles? ... wuss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-03-30 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Dude. Pickles is my husband. And I kick his ass back. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	That's one fucked up nickname. What ever happened to just calling people by their actual names? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-03-30 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Well... what are you called? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hyde. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-03-30 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	XD That's why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we all call each other by our last names back home. Only person that ever called me by my first name was a complete cunt. I mean complete cunt. And she called everyone by their first names, except for the foreign guy. We never did learn that little monkey's real name. Dude, I'm in LONDON. This is such a trip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-03-30 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	okay so dude... where's Jeckyll? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	... Wow, like I haven't heard THAT joke a million times before. _{I wonder what would happen if I brought two-ton epoxy to Big Ben and squirted it all over the gears.} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-03-30 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	oh oh oh shit... that's awesome. let's do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Random Dude -

modernkerouac, 2008-03-30 10:29 pm UTC

Kid with silly name -

miniver, 2008-03-30 10:32 pm UTC

Silly name? You married a guy named PICKLES! -

modernkerouac, 2008-03-30 10:35 pm UTC

And don't you forget it, afroboy. -

miniver, 2008-03-30 10:38 pm UTC

Still don't know YOUR name, though. -

modernkerouac, 2008-03-30 10:39 pm UTC

Miniver Cheevy. Learn it well: there will be a quiz later. -

miniver, 2008-03-30 10:41 pm UTC

And you say MY name is weird. -

modernkerouac, 2008-03-30 10:43 pm UTC

Just so long as nobody starts up "Dr. Jeckyll and Minnie Mouse" we're good. -

miniver, 2008-03-30 10:45 pm UTC

Gayest comedy troupe name ever. -

modernkerouac, 2008-03-30 10:47 pm UTC

With bonus points for copyright infringement and potentially hazardous hair! -

miniver, 2008-03-30 10:50 pm UTC

	lady_metallicar 2008-03-30 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	You sure it's not both? It could be both. Especially around here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Other than London, where is 'Here', exactly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2008-03-30 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Oh wow, total newbie. There's a [website] with the basic and the important info. Lemmie know if you still need help after that. I'm Che. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	That is some really trippy shit. Apparently, I live in New York. According to my driver's license. I guess I'm on vacation. Nice to meet you Che, I'm Hyde. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2008-03-30 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	You sure it's a vacation? I mean, you might be on the lam. Nice to meet you too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa! Life as a drifter fugitive! My friends were right! Nah, pretty sure it's just a vacation. I always wanted to travel. Is Che your real name or just something you picked up along the way? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2008-03-30 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	It's what was on my ID when I got here. Che V. Impala. I used to have fenders! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	... I drive a Chevy Impala. So you traded fenders for funbags? I guess that's a tossup. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2008-03-30 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	... score. What year? And yeah, I kind of like the tits better. Balance is weird on legs though, even still I'm constantly amazed that people don't fall down more often. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-03-30 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	'72. Copper. I got it used from a dad's friend. Nah, they fall down plenty. My old buddy Kelso used to fall down a lot. Probably still does, I should write to him and ask. Oh. Oh wait. Yeah, can't really do that here, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2008-03-30 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	No, not really. I mean, unless he's here too. I tripped on the floor a lot the first couple days, but I'm used to it now I think, stairs and crap like that still gets me sometimes though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

modernkerouac
2008-03-30 11:37 pm UTC (link)

Dude, if Kelso could find his way here I'd give him a gold medal for surviving the trip. Or the first five minutes.

Stairs get everybody, man. Don't worry about it too much. If you have a problem with flat surfaces though? You might need to consider a wheelchair, just for your safety.
Or, you know. Not walking.

Man, Impalas look GOOD as people. Just saying. I always thought mine would look kinda like this greasy hairstylist I used to know who always called everybody 'Darling'.

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