No, just a pirate. That's one part heroism, two parts greed, and three parts insanity, so I've heard.
OH! And don't stuff yourself with them, either! Too much food will not only give you a tummyache, but a good deal of it is unhealthful. Sadly, most of the best tasting food is the worst food for you... or so I've been told. I... can't say much for actual food, I haven't had a bite to eat since around 1761. I've maintained a liquid diet for a long, long time.
But even so, I can get indigestion, just like you, hence my knowing about the bismuth.