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Tweak says, "r u a canable? cuz im edible"

Eve (theoriginalchic) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-20 20:53:00

Entry tags:

dream, eve, god, lucifer, mary, satan

God, I didn't do anything this time. I swear.

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handfulofdust
2008-03-21 02:05 am UTC (link)

Eve.

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	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Lord Morpheus. Then this isn't a form of Hell, since you are here. Unless this is Hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

handfulofdust
2008-03-21 02:18 am UTC (link)

I handed over the key to Hell some time ago. You are not in Hell, Eve.

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	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Is my creator here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

handfulofdust
2008-03-21 02:31 am UTC (link)

You refer to Yahweh. Yes, She is here.

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	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 02:39 am UTC (link)
	And her other half? The snake in the grass? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

handfulofdust
2008-03-21 02:43 am UTC (link)

A reflection of him, yes. I doubt he will bother you.

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	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Lord Shaper. You have been most helpful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

handfulofdust
2008-03-21 03:10 am UTC (link)

Of course. If there is anything else I can do, you need only ask.

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	moreevilthanyou 2008-03-21 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Oi. Not a he! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbringer 2008-03-25 02:56 am UTC (link)
	He was clearly referring to me. Kindly stop trying to steal my identity. I'm fond of my credit rating as it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-26 01:30 am UTC (link)
	You're here too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbringer 2008-03-27 01:20 am UTC (link)
	I have to be somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-27 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Lucky me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbringer 2008-03-27 03:00 am UTC (link)
	My presence brings you discomfort? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-28 02:46 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	virginal_ 2008-03-21 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Hello! You're lovely! Such pretty hair! Do you need any help? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	God made me that way. And I don't know. I'm so confused. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quirkyhumor 2008-03-21 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh sweetie, I know. Neither did I. This is some seriously fucked up shit, sweetheart. [link to explanatory website] Here darling, read that. It explains everything. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 12:05 pm UTC (link)
	This wasn't supposed to happen then? Is Adam here? How could this happen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eve quirkyhumor 2008-03-21 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	No, love. This wasn't exactly what I had in mind for you or anyone else. But I'm rolling with it. You'll find that this place isn't so bad. There are a lot of amenities here. I think you'll come to enjoy yourself. Adam's not here yet, that I know of. He may show up. We'll just have to wait and see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	This place, it's still Earth. I'm still mortal and still the original fuck-up. You don't have power here? To make this right? To let us go back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eve quirkyhumor 2008-03-22 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Sweetheart, you're not a fuck-up. I was too harsh with you and Adam. About the only thing I can't do is control this vortex and stuff. But no, baby. I can't send you back. Sometimes if people wish for it hard enough, they disappear. And other times, people who never had a thought about leaving disappear. This place doesn't discriminate. Everything is almost random. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	moreevilthanyou 2008-03-21 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Don't listen to him dear. I'm always in the mood for bugging. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know who to listen to anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreevilthanyou 2008-03-21 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Well now you've got free will so you can pick whatever you want, sugar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	You both tricked me. And now, now I'm here. And I don't know what to do! And Adam's not even here, but of course he's not here because he's an asshole but I'm not allowed to say that because I'M THE ORIGINAL DAUGHTER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreevilthanyou 2008-03-21 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Humans are weak, what can I say? You can say whatever you want darlin. But we didn't bring you here. This place is just a .. world of it's own. Another universe or whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	You did it on purpose and she knew that and let you do it. I could have been happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreevilthanyou 2008-03-21 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Duh, I'm Satan. You made the decision babycakes. I only tempted you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Just because humans are weak, doesn't mean that you should prey on them. I may be weak, but you're a bitch. I have whole cults that pray for my eternal damnation and that curse me and blame me for their lives. Fuck you higher powers playing with mortals LIKE DOLLS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreevilthanyou 2008-03-21 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Sure it does, that's my job. I'm absolutely trembling. You're all cute when you're angry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-03-21 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. (Reply to this) (Parent)