Yes! This is the right one! You're back! You've been gone a couple months and we all hated you for it. Where did you go??
I'm Mia T. Yeah, Mia J is still here. And people still turn into odd things. You just missed people changing genders due to contaminated soft drinks. Mia J turned into a guy, it was the best thing ever to see.
I'm on my way! I'll grab the others and we'll meet you.