Jack
He's here! I want to talk to fine Dr. House about getting him tested, since he might still be positive. But... you'll never believe, he dropped into the world as Bill Fucking Gates. Owns Microsoft, or some shit. Third richest man in the world. My little Daddy, all grown up and buying countries!
I really couldn't care less about the money shit, though. He's here, darling... my Papi's here.