I don't want your soul. And being summoned through Dark Magics is most annoying. "Come, Lord Lucifer," et cetera, et cetera. The being you're attempting to summon is named Satan. Satan. And don't summon her, either. There's a reason it's called "a deal with the devil." It invariably comes back to bite you in the ass.
Moreover, do you have any idea how rude it is to just summon a divine being? When you're talking to God, you pray. When you're talking to Jesus, you pray. When you're talking to an angel, you summon? I am not your servant. I'm not asking for prayer. I don't want prayer. A phone call would suffice. I'm listed.
Furthermore, Uwe Boll, I don't care how much evil you've done in my name, I will not help you get an Oscar.