Teja, you made me snort my black and tan all over the monitor. Defame MY father? I'm not sure anyone is extreme enough to be able to do that. I'm happy to reassure the old man that I am who I say I am. I imagine it's the same run of DNA tests and such that he gives the various and sundry Skwisgaars and Explosions. Which is worrisome, since even if they pass, he usually hands them a gift basket, a $5 Hot Topic card, and sends them on their way to fend for themselves.
I can't imagine not playing music. I'd rather be dead.
Free beer in exchange for learning to use a "portkey"? That's a good deal. It's not going to scramble my molecules is is?