Dethphones and credit cards are currently rendered inactive due to lack of funding, since the band hasn't been around in its entirety for years. We're not broke, but we like to be frugal when the gentlemen aren't here to continue fueling our economy.
I'm guessing you're Mr. Murderface's progeny of a sort. Nice to meet you, I'm Teja Wartooth. I work for Dethklok when they're here. Here being a different reality.
Bear with me, but [this site], albeit completely disgusting, is 100% accurate. If you need anything, let me know. I'm at work right now, but I'll be glad to help you on my break, and after my shift is over.