Call out to all guitarists in the greater London area:
We need you. Especially if you don't suck. We might just need one of you, depending on if my bassist wants to be a bassist or a guitarist, due to the fact that he's found himself... well, he's a famous guitarist now, let's put it that way.
Call out to Nathan Explosion: If you still want a band that doesn't suck massive balls (I've heard your album, it stinks, only good thing about it was you - effin' brutal, dude.) I'm workin' on one.
Call out to anyone else who may or may not know who the hell I am? Er... Dudes. What's up? Me an' Tony are chillin' in Shit-town London, wonderin' where all our bros are at.