I know next to nothing about you, but I do know apes humans, and you lot love shiny things.
Take it as a compliment, I like them too.
This is a collection of some of the shinier objects from around the universe. I collected them myself, so don't worry about radiation or catching any nasty space bug. I guarantee you this is the only collection of its kind on this planet for at least another six centuries.
P.S. Loved my gift, and the fact we absolutely broke probability to wind up with each other's name."