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A package wrapped in brown paper and tied with variegated blue yarn. Inside is blue accordion file with a hand-lettered 'pull here' tab. The contents of the file unfold (and unfold, and unfold) into a hand-drawn, papercraft map of the interior of the TARDIS and unlike most maps is easy to fold up again, or even to fold portions of.

The attached note reads: I had to use specs from the internet, and had to fill in some of the empty spaces myself, so I don't know how accurate it is for actual navigation, but it's bigger on the inside anyway! Happy Christmas! The note is signed with the initials C.V.W. stylized to look like a dinosaur's eye.