Zelda
Hey, you never know. I mean, I've got wings, right? Anything can happen.
Ask him about her bosom, you'll start seeing her differently. It's ... gross and cute at the same time, like kitten barf.
Words are harder with a boner. GET IT? (I also know what you mean, and you're welcome. I just don't want to push you away with my libido and have you think you're getting in over your head and I like you and don't want to do something to make you think I'm a freak. I'm sure I will at some point, just not today.)
How about we just hang out? We can get food and then just walk or drive around or something. Something easy.