Gaius
Well you just said coffee was too tame! Is there a step between coffee and dinner? Brunch? I don't know!
I could ask him for you! I'll be all 'Hey, we're all going to dinner after work!' And then I'll get Dad to be all 'Melora, your moms want you home, it's getting late' and I'll be all 'Aww, but Dad! Okay, guys, looks like it's just you two, remember to wear a condom!'
It could use some tweaking, but I think it has potential!