Citizens, please do not think that I have failed to notice this rash of kidnappings. I assure you, starting today, I shall not rest until we unmask whoever is behind this abominable crime wave and seen to it that justice has been met.
Should anyone wish to join me, of course, all they need do is let me know. I will be at the scene of the first abduction. Most of the night, I should think. Should anyone wish to know, I mean.