I'd be delighted to. Whenever you like. How about tomorrow? Tomorrow work for you?
In my experience, underhanded methods are sometimes the best way of handling things (not to mention much funnier). Besides, if you're up against some bloody monster thing that wants to eat your face, who cares what sort of methods you're using so long as they work? And you were still up close and personal. Definitely a Gryffindor.