Dude, I need my brow rings back. I fuckin' miss 'em. Got a nipple ring though. Haven't checked downstairs yet, but I'm pretty sure I've got some metal in there too.
Dude. Okay, I'm drunk. I'm talkin' about my junk on a public forum thingie.
(Okay, I wanna feel it, too. That hair looks too fun not to play with. Fag.)