Poop. And you claim to be the clever one. I'm two minutes older than you thanks very much. Also taller.
Preeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure the vortex doesn't work that way. Pretty sure. Mostly sure. Oh shit.
Well, I didn't know that, did I? Right. We need to figure out what to do here. Go straight to the 'rents, or find one of the extended family to ease them in gently...actually, it doesn't matter what we do, Dad's probably going to babble for a solid week from shock anyway. We better find earplugs.