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Tweak says, "As what? Your chaperone?"

Rarity (rarestyle) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-10-12 19:53:00

Entry tags:

applejack, pinkie pie, rarity

What can have possibly happened? There I was, in the throes of a creative ecstacy, when a giant wind snatched me up and carried me away from Ponyville! What can it have done to my coiffure? Oh, this simply will not do, I must get back as soon as...

...where's my tail??

Where's my horn?!?

My beautiful tail and horn! Nooooooooooooooo!!! Prince Blueblood will never look my way now! I'm desolate!

Though I will say this body has some attractions of its own. It's...curvy. Hmm. Perhaps something in satin? With sparkles, let me see...

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	ilovemuffins 2011-10-13 12:25 am UTC (link)
	OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH RARITY!!!!!!!!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rarestyle 2011-10-13 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Pinkie Pie! Oh, thank goodness I'm not all on my lonesome here! But where is everypony else? What in the world can have happened? And where is my beautiful tail? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2011-10-13 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm super happy to see you too, Rarity, but I don't know what happened to any of that. Especially your tail! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rarestyle 2011-10-14 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well...perhaps it will grow back? And no one else here seems to have a tail. I shall miss it, but at least I seem to be en mode, as 'twere. And this city is beautiful! It has enough fashion and sophistication and glamour to match even Canterlot itself! Oh, it's simply stunning! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2011-10-15 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Well duh, they're all happy because they're eating my cupcakes, silly! I can barely keep them stocked! People come over from that big tall place and eat them right up! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bumpkinpony 2011-10-13 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Now wait a cotton pickin' minute here, you sound just like... Rarity, is that you? ... AND IS THAT PINKIE PIE I SEE? I don't get on this confounded contraption very often, and you see what I miss? Where the blazes are you? You got an address or anything? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2011-10-13 01:16 am UTC (link)
	APPLEJACK! Of course I do, I'm in Paris and I have a boooolangereie... boulangerrrie... a bakery! I didn't know you were here! This is the best day ever! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bumpkinpony
2011-10-13 01:19 am UTC (link)

Heck, I been here for months now, sugar. Been working on a farm just outside of a place called Topeka, you ever heard of it? Probably not, huh? I hear from some guys that this place is a pretty big world, and if I'm not mistaken, Paris is mighty far off from Topeka.

Well, it don't matter none, we got portkeys, I can come visit y'all! We just got finished with the last crop of apples this weekend, I could bring you a couple baskets full for apple pies or muffins or whatever you wanna make with them!

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	ilovemuffins 2011-10-13 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh my gosh really? I'd love to make some apple pies and everything! This is so great, I thought I was the only pony here! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bumpkinpony
2011-10-13 01:26 am UTC (link)

Nope! ... well, we ain't exactly ponies anymore, are we? But still, anypony's better than just one single pony. I sure do miss my family, but now that you and Rarity are here, heck, I might just start thinking this place is just as good as Ponyville!

It's great to have you around, Pinkie Pie, and I can't believe I just actually said that. Typed it. Oh, you know what I mean.

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	ilovemuffins 2011-10-13 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I do! I really do, I was super sad before, but now I'm not! Can you take one of those portkey things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bumpkinpony 2011-10-13 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Tell you what, sugar, you just tell me where that bakery of yours is at, and I'll be over in two shakes of a lamb's tail, with some fresh picked apples. And then we're gunna have to find Rarity. It'll be an adventure! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2011-10-13 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Okey Dokey Lokey! I'm [Right here]! It'll be so great, I can't wait! I'll get a plate... Oh, nevermind! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bumpkinpony 2011-10-13 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Yep, I even missed that about you. Seeya soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rarestyle 2011-10-13 09:11 am UTC (link)
	Applejack? I'd know that accent and those charming freckles anywhere! Oh, I am relieved to see you! But what is going on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bumpkinpony
2011-10-14 05:23 am UTC (link)

Aww, shucks, Rarity, you really know how to make a gal feel modest, you know that?

Well, near as I can piece together, we been sucked up by a vortex, or so they call it. That vortex landed us here. There's all sorts of critters runnin' around on two feet around here, critters that ain't used to it, though most of 'em are. Met me a lady 'round here who said she met another lady who was a car! And a fella I met on this board here said he wasn't a human - that's what we are now - neither, but actually a computer with one eye.

Buuuut anyway, things are a might weird 'round here, you might want to check your purse or pockets, because you've got an ID. Apparently we replace folks, get to live lives like humans while we're here.

I don't know if I got it all right, but I ain't Twilight Sparkle. Just going with what was told to me, that's all.

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rarestyle
2011-10-14 03:10 pm UTC (link)

You have nothing to be modest about, my dear! You're looking wonderful! Those curls! Oh, I'm quite envious of them, they're divine!

But my, what an incredibly strange thing to happen! I do have an ID, as you say, and it seems I own a shop in Paris. I certainly hope that's where I am now, because I adore this city. So many sparkling lights, and so much fashion! You must come visit me! I have a shop here as well, it seems! Though I think it may take a while to learn how to design things for us now that we only have two legs. And no tails. Ohh, I do miss my tail...

Do you think Twilight will join us? It seems wrong for three of us to be here, without the others!

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bumpkinpony
2011-10-14 03:19 pm UTC (link)

Believe me, they ain't as pretty when they're getting tangled up in the trees when I'm picking, but I'll take it!

Dang, y'all are in Paris and me on the prairie, I might have to find myself an orchard somewhere nearby that might need an extra ranch hand. Know what I miss? Having the strength to kick a whole tree's worth of apples down. Tried it, 'cause you know me, I gotta at least try and see what my limits are, and well, I got a sprained ankle for my troubles. Took me three whole weeks to heal up, gosh darn thing.

Well sure, sugar! I wasn't so sure there'd be any of us but me around, 'til I saw your post, and saw Pinkie Pie, too. It ain't impossible to think that we're the only ones gunna show up. At least, I can hope so!

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