Oh, I don't either! And Floppy Doctor isn't that floppy, and Fancy Doctor isn't that fancy, and Curious Doctor is - well, you're all curious - and Girlie Doctor isn't all that girlie.
... those are just the yous I know, I didn't grow up with that many of you, just Floppy and Fancy and Curious and Jack Harkness who's like... Jack. Ish. Jackish.