Oh, sister, this world has not changed you at all. I find this world delightful. So many new tales of love and passion! I should find one for you to star in, perhaps it would cheer you up for a time.
Or we could collaborate and write a few love songs. Your singing is so much better than mine. I heard one excellent piece by a band called the Cure, and I think the artist must be a follower of the both of us at once.
How unfortunate that it's mostly the unpleasant ones who seem to have joined us here. Is there any way to send word back? We really need Dionysus here at the very least.