Heh, that's funny, those are two adjectives that usually get applied to me. Especially the stupid one. Though mostly by Morrigan.
That is luck; I'm glad for you.
Auron is a Sir? In your world does that make him a knight of some sort? He's clearly deserving of respect. ...you're not dead too, are you? He's been trying to explain how death in Spira works to me, and it just sounds bizarre.