Lightning strikes are probably going to happen sooner or later, then, unfortunately. I'm told I can be very provoking. I don't actually intend to be--well, not very much--I'm just not so good at the shutting up thing.
I...huh, I hadn't thought to look at it like that. That would be comforting. I'm an orphan too, and I freely admit that I'd like to have a large family, if it were possible. What world are you from?