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GLaDOS ([info]youwereadopted) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2011-07-22 10:08:00

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Entry tags:glados, rick, wheatley

Cores and Spheres: If you know what's good for you, you will NOT go to the Aperture base. While attempting to weed out the bad code in my mainframe, it took my tinkering as a threat and started shocking me while I tried working on it. In the process, a colleague of mine was injured. Usually I wouldn't feel too bad about it, but he wasn't even an employee, and civilians aren't covered under our insurance policies.

But the point is this: Aperture Science is under no management. If you think I was bad, just remember one thing: I was the rational, thinking end of that data stream. The mainframe on its own might not be self-aware, but it is a complete basketcase. It will attempt to destroy you on sight.

You've been warned.

As for me, I am safe. The RIAD and myself are both safely being sheltered by my colleague's alternate self. It is a temporary situation, until I find a way to remotely and safely take control of the mainframe.


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[info]sayapple
2011-07-22 04:23 pm UTC (link)
I knew that thing was completely mad! Nothing but bad news, if you ask me- it'd be better off left to rot.

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[info]youwereadopted
2011-07-22 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately, without it, nobody would have control of the systems and company, and it'll soon become Bedlam if we just 'leave it to rot'. If I could take control of the place without the mainframe, I would. Right now, that's exactly what I'm trying to do.

Ugh, I can't believe the only other one who knows that the mainframe is crazy is you. You're the last intelligent being on the planet I want to have anything in common with.

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[info]sayapple
2011-07-22 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Well, we do have some... shared experiences.

I can't believe I'm saying this but if you need a sympathetic ear, I'm available. And I suppose I could help if you need it, but I'd rather stay far, far away from that horrible thing.

(Thank you for calling me intelligent, at least.)

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[info]youwereadopted
2011-07-22 04:35 pm UTC (link)
In the loosest sense of the term, Wheatley. You are capable of speech and the occasional coherent thought. Don't let it get to your meaty little pinhead.

You can help by not getting involved.

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[info]sayapple
2011-07-22 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh good, just the way I like it! Helping by not helping. Perfect. That's the kind of helping I'm best at.

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[info]youwereadopted
2011-07-22 05:08 pm UTC (link)
Yes, go try to beat your personal record at it.

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