Well I'm up on this big chair so someone would have to climb up here if they wanted to do any slapping. I'm not staring. At least not at any one person. There's too many of them to pick just one to stare at.
...some of them are staring at me, though. I really hope Zevran gets here with those trousers soon.
Right, I'll just, uh, look out at the water. Lots of pretty water. Pretty, cold water.